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Lovely Kinksters,

All RSVPs recieved.

Quite honestly, I’m nervous AF, but SO excited. As said before, this is an intimate gathering. A very humble list of only 12 guests have been summoned. Good news though, I don’t intend on this being the last, so please don’t feel slighted if you weren’t invited. I am only one woman curating & cooking for this event.

I’m thinking about dropping the menu for this months #insatiablesunday, I almost want to keep it unrevealed though. Maybe this weekend — we’ll see.

Here’s an update. Dinnerware (plates, silverware & all the pretty shit you need to eat with) have been ordered. Hopefully my supplier will deliver on time, because of course after the order was paid for & placed, but there wasn’t enough product to fill my request… so into production he goes. Turn around time… ummmm, lets do the math:

order placed the 29th of April - estimated shipping - 3-5 days - estimated production +5 days - new estimated ship date May 6th? Shipping from overseas via air… 11-15 days = Estimated delivery May 21st? oh wait, don’t forget to subtract the non business days..

Bruh is cutting it, REAL close. I’ll be livid if this doesn’t deliver by the 25th.

To my guests & future guests:

The event space is booked for the day of & the following two days as well. Please, if you feel you’ve had too much to drink, or maybe you just rather not leave the fun or don’t wanna drive home, you are free to stay the night. I’m debating making brunch & mimosas the next day. The following day is memorial day— Y’all I’m off & lowkey wouldn’t be opposed to more spades & cookout vibes. The taste of Cincinnati also starts that weekend & flows into Monday, the event space is literally minutes away. Ya’ll thinking what I’m thinking? Just let me know.

Please bring a bottle of something (henny, wine, tequila.. something) & cash for “tips” (no, not for strippers, but i’d love for y’all to make it rain on our service providers) Our guest speaker will also have kinky items for purchase, here’s a list of her products & their prices:

Leather collars — $65 these can be customized

Leather bands — $20 these can also be customized

Toy Cleanser — $15 per bottle

Wartenberg Wheel — $20

Adult Coloring Books — 12.50ea or 2 for $20

Writing Journals — $10

Mens Watches — $10

Womens Bracelets — 2 for $15

Fortunately I won’t spoil the “other surprises” in-store.

Someone mentioned to me what they had planned on wearing to the event & if we’re still being honest here that thought COMPLETELY slipped my mind! I don’t expect anyone to come half naked or dressed to the nines, think … casual kink, sexy but simultaneously refined & still very kinky. Haha did I just make up a new dress code category?! Sensationaaaal.

I’ll keep you guys updated throughout the rest of the month with these little love notes. I really can’t wait, but I lowkey can, cause this is a lot of fucking work.

With Kink,

The Kinky Cook <3